Its the day before tomorrow...

Ok! Now before I start anything or any crap I would first like to remind everybody. Yes EVERYBODY, that tomorrow is the day school starts...again. Yep. Hate to say but what the heck this isn't a charity show...Continuing this I would like to add inthat I am doing this while my internet keeps closing by itself so you really need to commend me on my effort...really. I would now continue with the 'news that should have been' section copyright from some sources as I personally think it expresses some view that are very pressing...So here it goes.
2) Well, tomorrow was the day that school would inevitably restart and the students were angry and seriously pissed-off. I mean the holidays are here and now they are gone, well would you look at that! Any the students were feeling very suppressed and fearful that the repercussions of them not finishing their homework on time would lead them to utter doom. Because of this common understanding that they have they elected a leader and from there they work all night before school started. They went to school the earlier night and built garrisons all over the place especially the staff rooms and as a backup plan they filled up the lockers now instead of apples they did grapes, as learning from bio the surface to volume ratio would no doubt be more
effective. armed with textbooks of all sizes the thicker the better they climbed to the highest stories and awaited the eminent arrival of the overlord teachers. Those teachers which came by form of footwear got pelted with erasers and laptops(from the IT club) some trigger-happy students let loose the tables which were kept for last resort purposes. Concussions galore the teachewrs responded by coming in heavily armoured Nissans and Toyotas, and the student let loose the tables which much sucess until they ran out. They were getting infiltrated the teachers were simnply too powerful in their weaapons of war. They deployed entered the building. As they entered the Plan B fell into immediate action and the textbooks were lit on fire (by scouts who can light anything on fire) and hurled at the teachers. This was effective until the teachers used the water coolers as suppressive fire and obliterated the students strike force. The students retreat into the container classroom but alas the retreat was short-lived as their leader waved the Student's Resistance Flag up high, boosting their morale. They then charged forth in a body wielding 30cm metal rulers as swords and curve rulers as whips and attacked the teachers. It was going fine until the teachers blasted the national anthem. The students were forced to halt and stand at attention while the teachers disarmed and destroyed them. It was over. However, since the teachers abused their power and moved duiring the anthem the SAF came in and arrested all of them for high treason and school was over for the year....

Of course this didn't happen but it should have dammit.

P.S After this the school hired relief teachers and piled the students with homework they never dreamed of seeing and since they burned their textbooks they died. To make things worse, in the midst of their extinction the students did not have ,water coolers since the water was all used up by the teachers. To make matters worse, all of this happened whil the teachers ate grapes...

I am limmingxiang pullyourpantsup singing off.