Wednesday, May 23, 2007

LOLZ

Bah. I have a bloody Chem test tomorrow and here I am pouring this crap out.
Let's see, how do I begin?
Ok, the level camp is over!!! Whoo! Woots! Or something to that context...
Haiz. this week has been a tough one and I know it's reaching its worst. I have a feeling I won't really survive tomorrow so I felt it would be good if I actually....wait. Never mind. Nothing to write sia too tired...Argh>>>
Ahhah! I know liao! I shall start writing about news that should have been!
Ok first news:
For the week before the June holidays, the teachers of Dunman high school drowned their perpetual students with torrents of group work project due within the week. Disgusted and unified, the students held a rally to strike against the school albeit with no sucess. After deciding they really had to be sucessful in their second attempt, the students started filling up the teacher's locker with harmless yet effective apples. This prevented any homework from going in and no one needed to hand in anything. It was flawless. Or so they thought. The projects were still due and the students desperate. It was their last chance and the school is shaking up it's defense. Suddenly out of the blue someone started construct a path from the train tracks to the container classrooms! Students seeing this is a ray of hope started frantically doing the same. People from scouts and etc. did the laborous shifting while the art club people started paint the path to make it look like a treain track. With the scouts brawn, IT's laptops, Art club's Paint, SJ's medical virgil and NP's rifle drill they completed the track. Just as the last concrete slab was planted the train came. Security guards on patrol were lost for words. The trains swerve and smashed into the container classrooms, ending school for the week. The students cheered and celebrated like their pants was on fire! Well, of course this did not happen but it should have...Damn!

P.S For those who bother: Scouts have brawn does not means they do not have brain, IT helped by providing funds by selling their laptops, Art club slapped brown swervy lines which are a pathetic excuse for trains tracks, SJ sat in the shade in their fancy uniform drinking cola and don't even ask me about how the NPs helped in their rifle drill....

'When all seems taut, the taut seems like it needs all'-Zachriah

I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Ouch.

Haiz...It's been quite some time now since the last post and hell has there been a lot of stuff happening and, perhaps, NOT happening. For starters, my life has been a living nightmare. How so, all you curious and ignorant people may ask? Well, let me enlighten you. Before the weekend, we had only ONE thing to do which was, drum roll please, a all simple physics assignment. That was wednesday.

On thursday, our LA teacher told us we had to do a english essay followed by a letter. Now folks I have not even got to the exciting part so if you are already on the edge of your seat, then you should buy a new chair. Ok, carrying on, for a person of high callibre such as mine this would not be a too difficult task but then it came to CHEMISTRY. And EVERYONE knows what CHEMISTRY means, or perhaps not so let me take the ease of your brain by some simple math: CHEMISTRY+ME+DEADLINE (and i seriously mean dead)= GG.

We had an assignment to do (as usual) but not only that, we also had a extremly difficult, terrifying, jaw-dropping, repulsive and, last but not least, totally despicable topic otherwise known as ACIDS, BASES & SALTS!!!! Ok, maybe that had'nt much impact on you but heck it sure did for me. Now you must be thinking whats so bad about all these? Well, here it comes, the worst part. P.S Keep in mine all these is due on monday. Ok, as for the bad part. Note to all: I was freaking tired cause of who knows what subject (CHEMISTRY).

Now as I was saying, I don't want to keep you all waiting. Commercial: Ops. paiseh wrong channel. *Ahem* Ok now its time, the climax, the prestige, the peak of all peaks, the moment you all been waitng for...bur: I had a chem test on wednesday the next next week, no time to study since there is level camp, got some freaky chem stuff I still needed to do, routine training on saturday taking away saturday leaving sunday to chiong everything, plus the fact that I had to redo my zuo wen, and a geog worksheet which I have no idea what it is, and got to pack bag for the level camp, iron the shirt with 6 buttons and finish it up with the fact that I am still tired.
Damn, that was long. I'd give anyone who can say the whole chunk in one breath a Clorets FOC.

Now for the good old saying that is somewhat relevant to the top:

'For everything you put off to tomorrow which you could have done today, you could have put off yesterday's for tomorrow's yesterday.' -Lucifer

P.S For those who wonder what GG means, imagine a situation where you are stark naked in front of the school kissing Zhi Kai. Thats basically it. Yeah. The Zhi Kai part is perhaps too graphic but what the heck.

I am limmingxiang pullupyourpants singing off.

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