If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me...

Ok...lets see, where shall I start? Maybe i shall kick things off with a poem:
If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Break us up and I would be free
free from homework, free from tests
Free from projects and the maths
I would be joyous and bounding
my grades astounding
com games would die off
I am no more a sloth!
But these never would be
as 'Sian' has a friend, namely me.

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Trouble with the Net and hamachi.
My tests are consecutive, my failures are positive
my mind is dormant, yet to awaken.
Never to awaken
Never to start
As 'Sian' sticks to me, never apart.

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Never watch: You, Me & Dupree
Nothing to do, keeping it cool.
Things start piling I start to drool.
Stare at the mirror, I stare at my face.
As the eyes wander to the things-to-do place.
But even as time passes, it still does not cure,
the boredom of sianess that grows more and more.
So as I said, say again, a total of three,
If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me.

'Boredom is only the factor of time that seems to stop.'-Strider

I am limmingxiang sianingyourpantsdown sianing off.