Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Confusion-ism

Muahahaha...I have been updating this goddamn blog for quite some time and hell am I proud of it! Just some minor issues here and there.
Lets see, I found some things which I think are quite distressing:
1) In the morning, as I was slotting my buttons in to my NEW, I must say again, NEW uniform, i realized that I lack 1 button. Now, this might not seem very 'distressing ' but it continues and gets worst. As I took the button from some other uniform, I realized I already had 5 buttons so I went to do my routine in the morning. Just as I buttoned my uniform I found out that I was not wearing the NEW shirt that I thought I wore. So I wore the uniform which I thought had 5 buttons when in fact had only 4 which the NEW uniform had since I put one the night before for some unknown reason. Getting confused? Ok, then I took out the 4 buttons and replaced the buttons back to the supossedly at first old uniform which was NEW and then realized I only had 3 buttons to put back from the old shirt which was weird. Then i realized my old 'NEW' uniform only had 4 buttons which meant that my shirt that had 5 buttons had in fact already 2 buttons. But if I took 1 button out from the NEW one should'nt I be left with 1? Instead I had 2 which meant that I put 3 the night before but I only put 1 there, meaning I should have 6 buttons instead of 5! Weird ain't it?


'What I thought is that the paradoxical paradigm should be reversible in context with the undefined property of the reverse paradox paradigm which is indeed a replica of the concertina shape of the paradigm giving the reverse paradox the undefined property in the first place, being a paradoxial reverse paradigm with undefinitive orbital, taking into accout of the value of infinty over infity minus 1, subbing the value of the cube of the consequentianal theory of reverse syncromatter and finally adding in the values of the tangent of the curve perplex and the convex vertex........We find that we get.....a circle?. Damn'-Lucifer

Nah the above is a whole load of crap lol...

I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me...

Ok...lets see, where shall I start? Maybe i shall kick things off with a poem:
If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Break us up and I would be free
free from homework, free from tests
Free from projects and the maths
I would be joyous and bounding
my grades astounding
com games would die off
I am no more a sloth!
But these never would be
as 'Sian' has a friend, namely me.

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Trouble with the Net and hamachi.
My tests are consecutive, my failures are positive
my mind is dormant, yet to awaken.
Never to awaken
Never to start
As 'Sian' sticks to me, never apart.

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Never watch: You, Me & Dupree
Nothing to do, keeping it cool.
Things start piling I start to drool.
Stare at the mirror, I stare at my face.
As the eyes wander to the things-to-do place.
But even as time passes, it still does not cure,
the boredom of sianess that grows more and more.
So as I said, say again, a total of three,
If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me.

'Boredom is only the factor of time that seems to stop.'-Strider

I am limmingxiang sianingyourpantsdown sianing off.

Monday, April 16, 2007

ARGH! Peace pervaded by Chaos...

Skit:
'Wah so shuang! Today no homework at all! Go home finally can slack!'- A
'Slack your head! Must memorise the CHINESE script by tomorrow.'- B
'******.....'- A
'Don't forget tomorrow got Chem Prac test!'- C
'But I got CCA......'- A
'Oh and please don't forget about our geog project!'- D
'ASDGFRFWDE....Whatever lah...' -A
Thats basically my life...Just in case any of you wondered, I am the 'A' dude. Grrr....Screwed up week. No time to do anything. Just damn lethargic.

'If you ever have the instance where you feel you do not have enough time, you must be slacking.'- Strider

I am limming...yawn...xiang pullyour...yawn...down singing...ZZZ.....

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Nothing is impossible, it's just highly improbable.

As I was deciding what to write, a sudden thought struck me: why shud I be writing my life into the blog when it is not really interesting lol? But heck, my life IS interesting. Well, thats from my perspective anyway.
Ok...carrying on, today was a quite shitty day when I realized i had forgotten to bring the level camp form. For that I got scolded quite badly. But, as I have always said life goes on. And oh! There was NO chinese today....WHOOHOO! God bless queen Elizabeth! Haiz...Excluding all these trivial occurences there are more serious things popping up from the ground. These days are so different, so hectic yet calm that it has unnerved me to feel compelled to adapt myself to the bigger picture. Private stuff as usual.
Some people say that people learn from experience. I can agree. Though how they learn from it; I am not sure...Do they adapt to the situation? Do they try to change the situation? Do they run from it every next time? No one can know. The complexity of the human mind can scramble even the most logical of sequencing....
'Emotions are the very fundamentals of our soul. Without it, we are without our soul. No living entity is without a soul, or without emotions. No matter how cold and hard the heart of one is, nothing has reached absolute zero, it can be melted...'-Strider


I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off.

Monday, April 09, 2007

HELLO! I AM BACK!

Wow, it's been a long time since a posted...Well, too bad. I guess i was getting bored. Ironic, since i am soo bored i decided to start this nonsensical posting again oh well.
Well today was an excellent day in terms of measurement with the normal day...
We started fo the day with 2 chinese periods! 2 periods! thats a whopping 1 hour of my life! Down the drain! Vamoose! Sayonara! You get my drift...I could have been doing a lot of other things in that one hour....
Anyway, in the morning we had a dicussion on once again the all familiar topic of 'pants'. Since, Zhi jie and Shaun both wore size 30 and had their pants pulled down by yours truly...they decided that whoever wore size 30 had a certain disadvantage in any pullyourpantsdown competition. Oh yar and i got back my maths common test, i thought i got full marks, BUT NO! i only got a mere and pitiful ampount of 24.5 upon 35. Crud. I guess life goes on....
Now for the chim part.
For today i feel that anything with time passes on. Like the sediments beneath the flowing river. Though reluctant to move...it still has to move whether it likes it for not. Face it. Time waits for no man and no woman, for that matter. So just get over it. Any problem any kind of pithole can be overcome by the all powerful Time. It would sweep you along relentlessly.
'Time? Its the only thing I do not control. For its spendid and flawless design makes it impossible to control. Manipulate...maybe. But by thinking of a way to control time you already let time control you....'-Strider, the Lord of the universe

I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off