Its the day before tomorrow...

Ok! Now before I start anything or any crap I would first like to remind everybody. Yes EVERYBODY, that tomorrow is the day school starts...again. Yep. Hate to say but what the heck this isn't a charity show...Continuing this I would like to add inthat I am doing this while my internet keeps closing by itself so you really need to commend me on my effort...really. I would now continue with the 'news that should have been' section copyright from some sources as I personally think it expresses some view that are very pressing...So here it goes.
2) Well, tomorrow was the day that school would inevitably restart and the students were angry and seriously pissed-off. I mean the holidays are here and now they are gone, well would you look at that! Any the students were feeling very suppressed and fearful that the repercussions of them not finishing their homework on time would lead them to utter doom. Because of this common understanding that they have they elected a leader and from there they work all night before school started. They went to school the earlier night and built garrisons all over the place especially the staff rooms and as a backup plan they filled up the lockers now instead of apples they did grapes, as learning from bio the surface to volume ratio would no doubt be more
effective. armed with textbooks of all sizes the thicker the better they climbed to the highest stories and awaited the eminent arrival of the overlord teachers. Those teachers which came by form of footwear got pelted with erasers and laptops(from the IT club) some trigger-happy students let loose the tables which were kept for last resort purposes. Concussions galore the teachewrs responded by coming in heavily armoured Nissans and Toyotas, and the student let loose the tables which much sucess until they ran out. They were getting infiltrated the teachers were simnply too powerful in their weaapons of war. They deployed entered the building. As they entered the Plan B fell into immediate action and the textbooks were lit on fire (by scouts who can light anything on fire) and hurled at the teachers. This was effective until the teachers used the water coolers as suppressive fire and obliterated the students strike force. The students retreat into the container classroom but alas the retreat was short-lived as their leader waved the Student's Resistance Flag up high, boosting their morale. They then charged forth in a body wielding 30cm metal rulers as swords and curve rulers as whips and attacked the teachers. It was going fine until the teachers blasted the national anthem. The students were forced to halt and stand at attention while the teachers disarmed and destroyed them. It was over. However, since the teachers abused their power and moved duiring the anthem the SAF came in and arrested all of them for high treason and school was over for the year....

Of course this didn't happen but it should have dammit.

P.S After this the school hired relief teachers and piled the students with homework they never dreamed of seeing and since they burned their textbooks they died. To make things worse, in the midst of their extinction the students did not have ,water coolers since the water was all used up by the teachers. To make matters worse, all of this happened whil the teachers ate grapes...

I am limmingxiang pullyourpantsup singing off.

Whoo hoo the holidays are here! Or maybe not...

Yo Yo Yo! (and a bottle of rum) It's once again been a long while seen I last posted anything but still I don't really care. Ok, now lets see. I am typing whatever comes to my brain really so everything is kinda impromptu.
Wait...Ok I think I shall continue with the 'some things which I find distressing'
2) This is another thing which I find distressing the holidays! Where are they? Seriously, one moment you are at home slacking the other second you find yourself putting on your uniform! I mean (and I quote) What Is This? Students spent their whole life thinking about when the next holidays are but when they come they go. Even if someone was able to notice their holidays it would most likely be the last day already by the time they get enlightened. All the project works and assignments and the like all pile on we students like a mole making a hill on a mountain. I have no idea why but time seems to shorten as we come near the June area. Something like a time lapse. Perhaps it has something to do with earth's orbit round the Sun. Whatever it is, the Goverment know it and are abusing it and theres nothing we can do about it. Sigh

Yesterday was 2D's class outing. It was pretty fun I suppose. I started out the day by being late which was great. Then I took a mrt to harbourfront and then got off at vivo. Went to the arcade spent $1.50 on some pilot game, saw ZJ and Melvin race their tokens away and Zenn getting thrashed by ZJ in racing. Then we proceeded all the way back to the mrt to meet the others. After some slipper stepping we got to the Cheers and went to eat breakfast. As we entered Macs we were looking at the tantalizing breakfast menus as the suddenly change it to the lunch menu.
The rest of the days were spent in sentosa digging holes to reach water spouts, pushing people into the sea, revise WWE moves on Zenn, hurl sand balls at each other since theres no snowballs, capture a lizard and a crab and basically just dig holes. Maybe one or two people fell in but who cares we were long gone by the time that happened...

'I found out the only way to shorten time is to have a blast'- Lucifer with his Raven (Gun)

I am limmingxiang pullyourpantsup singing off.

LOLZ

Bah. I have a bloody Chem test tomorrow and here I am pouring this crap out.
Let's see, how do I begin?
Ok, the level camp is over!!! Whoo! Woots! Or something to that context...
Haiz. this week has been a tough one and I know it's reaching its worst. I have a feeling I won't really survive tomorrow so I felt it would be good if I actually....wait. Never mind. Nothing to write sia too tired...Argh>>>
Ahhah! I know liao! I shall start writing about news that should have been!
Ok first news:
For the week before the June holidays, the teachers of Dunman high school drowned their perpetual students with torrents of group work project due within the week. Disgusted and unified, the students held a rally to strike against the school albeit with no sucess. After deciding they really had to be sucessful in their second attempt, the students started filling up the teacher's locker with harmless yet effective apples. This prevented any homework from going in and no one needed to hand in anything. It was flawless. Or so they thought. The projects were still due and the students desperate. It was their last chance and the school is shaking up it's defense. Suddenly out of the blue someone started construct a path from the train tracks to the container classrooms! Students seeing this is a ray of hope started frantically doing the same. People from scouts and etc. did the laborous shifting while the art club people started paint the path to make it look like a treain track. With the scouts brawn, IT's laptops, Art club's Paint, SJ's medical virgil and NP's rifle drill they completed the track. Just as the last concrete slab was planted the train came. Security guards on patrol were lost for words. The trains swerve and smashed into the container classrooms, ending school for the week. The students cheered and celebrated like their pants was on fire! Well, of course this did not happen but it should have...Damn!

P.S For those who bother: Scouts have brawn does not means they do not have brain, IT helped by providing funds by selling their laptops, Art club slapped brown swervy lines which are a pathetic excuse for trains tracks, SJ sat in the shade in their fancy uniform drinking cola and don't even ask me about how the NPs helped in their rifle drill....

'When all seems taut, the taut seems like it needs all'-Zachriah

I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off.

Ouch.

Haiz...It's been quite some time now since the last post and hell has there been a lot of stuff happening and, perhaps, NOT happening. For starters, my life has been a living nightmare. How so, all you curious and ignorant people may ask? Well, let me enlighten you. Before the weekend, we had only ONE thing to do which was, drum roll please, a all simple physics assignment. That was wednesday.

On thursday, our LA teacher told us we had to do a english essay followed by a letter. Now folks I have not even got to the exciting part so if you are already on the edge of your seat, then you should buy a new chair. Ok, carrying on, for a person of high callibre such as mine this would not be a too difficult task but then it came to CHEMISTRY. And EVERYONE knows what CHEMISTRY means, or perhaps not so let me take the ease of your brain by some simple math: CHEMISTRY+ME+DEADLINE (and i seriously mean dead)= GG.

We had an assignment to do (as usual) but not only that, we also had a extremly difficult, terrifying, jaw-dropping, repulsive and, last but not least, totally despicable topic otherwise known as ACIDS, BASES & SALTS!!!! Ok, maybe that had'nt much impact on you but heck it sure did for me. Now you must be thinking whats so bad about all these? Well, here it comes, the worst part. P.S Keep in mine all these is due on monday. Ok, as for the bad part. Note to all: I was freaking tired cause of who knows what subject (CHEMISTRY).

Now as I was saying, I don't want to keep you all waiting. Commercial: Ops. paiseh wrong channel. *Ahem* Ok now its time, the climax, the prestige, the peak of all peaks, the moment you all been waitng for...bur: I had a chem test on wednesday the next next week, no time to study since there is level camp, got some freaky chem stuff I still needed to do, routine training on saturday taking away saturday leaving sunday to chiong everything, plus the fact that I had to redo my zuo wen, and a geog worksheet which I have no idea what it is, and got to pack bag for the level camp, iron the shirt with 6 buttons and finish it up with the fact that I am still tired.
Damn, that was long. I'd give anyone who can say the whole chunk in one breath a Clorets FOC.

Now for the good old saying that is somewhat relevant to the top:

'For everything you put off to tomorrow which you could have done today, you could have put off yesterday's for tomorrow's yesterday.' -Lucifer

P.S For those who wonder what GG means, imagine a situation where you are stark naked in front of the school kissing Zhi Kai. Thats basically it. Yeah. The Zhi Kai part is perhaps too graphic but what the heck.

I am limmingxiang pullupyourpants singing off.

P.S Read my personal info for queries to my identity.

Confusion-ism

Muahahaha...I have been updating this goddamn blog for quite some time and hell am I proud of it! Just some minor issues here and there.
Lets see, I found some things which I think are quite distressing:
1) In the morning, as I was slotting my buttons in to my NEW, I must say again, NEW uniform, i realized that I lack 1 button. Now, this might not seem very 'distressing ' but it continues and gets worst. As I took the button from some other uniform, I realized I already had 5 buttons so I went to do my routine in the morning. Just as I buttoned my uniform I found out that I was not wearing the NEW shirt that I thought I wore. So I wore the uniform which I thought had 5 buttons when in fact had only 4 which the NEW uniform had since I put one the night before for some unknown reason. Getting confused? Ok, then I took out the 4 buttons and replaced the buttons back to the supossedly at first old uniform which was NEW and then realized I only had 3 buttons to put back from the old shirt which was weird. Then i realized my old 'NEW' uniform only had 4 buttons which meant that my shirt that had 5 buttons had in fact already 2 buttons. But if I took 1 button out from the NEW one should'nt I be left with 1? Instead I had 2 which meant that I put 3 the night before but I only put 1 there, meaning I should have 6 buttons instead of 5! Weird ain't it?


'What I thought is that the paradoxical paradigm should be reversible in context with the undefined property of the reverse paradox paradigm which is indeed a replica of the concertina shape of the paradigm giving the reverse paradox the undefined property in the first place, being a paradoxial reverse paradigm with undefinitive orbital, taking into accout of the value of infinty over infity minus 1, subbing the value of the cube of the consequentianal theory of reverse syncromatter and finally adding in the values of the tangent of the curve perplex and the convex vertex........We find that we get.....a circle?. Damn'-Lucifer

Nah the above is a whole load of crap lol...

I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off.

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me...

Ok...lets see, where shall I start? Maybe i shall kick things off with a poem:
If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Break us up and I would be free
free from homework, free from tests
Free from projects and the maths
I would be joyous and bounding
my grades astounding
com games would die off
I am no more a sloth!
But these never would be
as 'Sian' has a friend, namely me.

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Trouble with the Net and hamachi.
My tests are consecutive, my failures are positive
my mind is dormant, yet to awaken.
Never to awaken
Never to start
As 'Sian' sticks to me, never apart.

If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me,
Never watch: You, Me & Dupree
Nothing to do, keeping it cool.
Things start piling I start to drool.
Stare at the mirror, I stare at my face.
As the eyes wander to the things-to-do place.
But even as time passes, it still does not cure,
the boredom of sianess that grows more and more.
So as I said, say again, a total of three,
If 'Sian' had a friend, it would be me.

'Boredom is only the factor of time that seems to stop.'-Strider

I am limmingxiang sianingyourpantsdown sianing off.

ARGH! Peace pervaded by Chaos...

Skit:
'Wah so shuang! Today no homework at all! Go home finally can slack!'- A
'Slack your head! Must memorise the CHINESE script by tomorrow.'- B
'******.....'- A
'Don't forget tomorrow got Chem Prac test!'- C
'But I got CCA......'- A
'Oh and please don't forget about our geog project!'- D
'ASDGFRFWDE....Whatever lah...' -A
Thats basically my life...Just in case any of you wondered, I am the 'A' dude. Grrr....Screwed up week. No time to do anything. Just damn lethargic.

'If you ever have the instance where you feel you do not have enough time, you must be slacking.'- Strider

I am limming...yawn...xiang pullyour...yawn...down singing...ZZZ.....

Nothing is impossible, it's just highly improbable.

As I was deciding what to write, a sudden thought struck me: why shud I be writing my life into the blog when it is not really interesting lol? But heck, my life IS interesting. Well, thats from my perspective anyway.
Ok...carrying on, today was a quite shitty day when I realized i had forgotten to bring the level camp form. For that I got scolded quite badly. But, as I have always said life goes on. And oh! There was NO chinese today....WHOOHOO! God bless queen Elizabeth! Haiz...Excluding all these trivial occurences there are more serious things popping up from the ground. These days are so different, so hectic yet calm that it has unnerved me to feel compelled to adapt myself to the bigger picture. Private stuff as usual.
Some people say that people learn from experience. I can agree. Though how they learn from it; I am not sure...Do they adapt to the situation? Do they try to change the situation? Do they run from it every next time? No one can know. The complexity of the human mind can scramble even the most logical of sequencing....
'Emotions are the very fundamentals of our soul. Without it, we are without our soul. No living entity is without a soul, or without emotions. No matter how cold and hard the heart of one is, nothing has reached absolute zero, it can be melted...'-Strider


I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off.

HELLO! I AM BACK!

Wow, it's been a long time since a posted...Well, too bad. I guess i was getting bored. Ironic, since i am soo bored i decided to start this nonsensical posting again oh well.
Well today was an excellent day in terms of measurement with the normal day...
We started fo the day with 2 chinese periods! 2 periods! thats a whopping 1 hour of my life! Down the drain! Vamoose! Sayonara! You get my drift...I could have been doing a lot of other things in that one hour....
Anyway, in the morning we had a dicussion on once again the all familiar topic of 'pants'. Since, Zhi jie and Shaun both wore size 30 and had their pants pulled down by yours truly...they decided that whoever wore size 30 had a certain disadvantage in any pullyourpantsdown competition. Oh yar and i got back my maths common test, i thought i got full marks, BUT NO! i only got a mere and pitiful ampount of 24.5 upon 35. Crud. I guess life goes on....
Now for the chim part.
For today i feel that anything with time passes on. Like the sediments beneath the flowing river. Though reluctant to move...it still has to move whether it likes it for not. Face it. Time waits for no man and no woman, for that matter. So just get over it. Any problem any kind of pithole can be overcome by the all powerful Time. It would sweep you along relentlessly.
'Time? Its the only thing I do not control. For its spendid and flawless design makes it impossible to control. Manipulate...maybe. But by thinking of a way to control time you already let time control you....'-Strider, the Lord of the universe

I am limmingxiang pullingyourpantsup singing off

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY!

Today is teacher's day and it was chaos. i tried to pull ming xiang's pants down but i failed. (Maybe it is impossible)Melvin was a moron, Zhi Jie was not smashing zenn head into the wall, i flipped zenn a couple of times, the average day. However, melvin's pencil box did not take flight as he did not bring his pencil box. I stole the food and hitched some of the seaweed. i ended the game by playing lan and , of course, holy shyting. It was a fruitful day.

I am limmingxiang pull your pants up singing off.

Boo Yah....

yToday is excellent as it is the day where there is a chinese test. i cannot love chinese more than my pants but... yah...ahem... watever it is this is egsolen i flipped melvin's pencil box 4 times ( a bit less than usual) and hid all of yu ting's books. melvin tried doing the same while they slept but he ended up knocking jordan bottle over.
the most exciting thing that happened was that we managed to see jin tao with his pants pulled up. at this type of sight no one would know wad to type... they can either shout 'so sexy', applaud or just scream 'bloody murder!' in this case i did all three but who cares... my pants was dropping all day. i am thus ashamed.With moses destroying the classroom and melvin's pencilbox flying all around, who wouldnt say our class was ,('NORMAL'), alright.

i am limmingxiang pulling your pants up singing off....

Errr.... Still very sian

I have no choice but to make another post as i think this is fun because
1) it is an excuse to use the com
2) i can listen to music
3) it is an excuse to say that it is an excuse to use the com
4) i like typing
5) it is to use the com as an excuse
6) it is utterly braindead
7) it is excusable to use the com as it is an excuse
8) it is much better than feeling sian
9) *cant think of any more*
10) You can waste time
11) or you can make time waste
12) or you can pull your pants higher
13) or you can waste the time off
14) other people

i am limmingxiang pull ur pants up wearing away your brain capacity and making u lamer...

Sianz...

Today was sian... i feel sian... and i think i am sian...
however, i think my pants is very high and i am thankful for that.
anyone who has low pants ought to be shot in the pants when their sian.
i am limmingxiang pulling your pants up singing off....